1. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
2. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
3. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
5. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
6. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
4 comments:
Number 6 is so true!
Your #2 is a great rule. That will help keep me from getting hollered at by the Mrs. while trying to be helpful.
MsN:
! - YEPPER...!
2 - Haven't tried THAT one yet...and maybe I won't.
3 - That must be true, because most ALL the "flying Objects" on the SE side of town ARE identified (ike bullets).
4 - Having worked on fridges (in another life) I never asked that question. I don't really KNOW.
(energy conservation?)
5 - Never tried that with a cat...and never will.
6 - That's a good one.
I usually wonder where the LAST PLACE I left it would be...and GO THERE FIRST.
7 - I've had some "locals" point to their crotch often, but it's not for the bathroom...lol.
(they tend to hold ONTO the crotch aa lot...like it's gonna run away)
Great list.
(missed the 5 on Friday, too)
Have a great weekend and saty safe down there.
Bobby, if you had to go where their crotches go, you'd run away too.
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